You Can Do So Much Better… Eugene Levy

Oh Eugene Levy, I saw that yet another American Pie movie is coming out on DVD this week, and once again, you are in it.  Don’t you know you can do so much better?  You wrote and starred in Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, and For Your Consideration for god’s sake!  Those are all brilliant films!

I just checked your IMDb profile; seven American Pie movies, really?  The Man, with Samuel L. Jackson?  New York Minute, with the Olsen twins?  I just saw you in Taking Woodstock this summer and you were good!  Why can’t you do more stuff like that?

And by the way, Samuel L. Jackson – we’ll have to talk too, later.